Scenario 1
Client briefs In-House Copywriter
- Receives Brief
- Reads Brief
- Questions the Tone of Voice bit because this does not align to the Brand Guidelines
- Questions why they have Brand Guidelines if they’re ignored with every Brief
- Writes Copy anyway
- The route changes
- Writes new Copy
- The route changes again
- Writes new Copy
- The route changes again
- Writes Copy to cover a variety of routes, just in case
- The route returns to meet the original Brief
- Submits original Copy
- Marketing Director writes Copy
- Marketing Team love Marketing Director’s Copy
- Advises that the Copy doesn't meet any basic Copywriting principles, and has an errant comma plus a typo
- Marketing Team won’t go against the Marketing Director to make amends
- The route changes
- Ad goes live
- Copywriter sees ad has no Copy
Scenario 2
Client briefs Agency
- Receives Brief
- Reads Brief
- Questions the deadline because it says “end of day”
- Politely advises that Copy can’t be delivered by the end of the day because it is 2pm
- Client writes Copy and sends to Agency for them to do the “creative bit”
- Agency feeds back that the Tone of Voice doesn't align to the Client’s Brand Guidelines
- Client ignores feedback
- Agency improves on Copy provided and sends to Client
- Client sends Copy the Managing Director wrote
- Agency feeds back that the Copy doesn't meet any basic Copywriting principles, and has an errant comma plus a typo
- Client advises that the Managing Director has an English degree and won’t change the Copy
- Agency mock up the Copy to show how it doesn’t work with the image the Client insists on using
- Client wants ad to run anyway
- Agency delivers artwork
- Ad goes live
- Agency cries every time they see the ad
- Agency requests a wash-up meeting to agree a better process for next time
- Client agrees
- Everyone in the meeting enthusiastically agrees to the process the Agency proposes
- Repeat Steps 1-19
Scenario 3
Client briefs Freelance Copywriter
- Receives Brief
- Reads Brief
- Interrogates the “What’s the one thing customers must take from this communication?” bit because there are six points listed
- Repeats Step 3
- Repeats Step 3
- Repeats Step 3
- Repeats Step 3
- Repeats Step 3
- Repeats Step 3
- Questions the Tone of Voice bit because this does not align to the Client’s Brand Guidelines
- Repeats Step 10
- Repeats Step 10
- Repeats Step 10
- Repeats Step 10
- Questions the deadline because it was two weeks ago
- Politely advises that Copy can’t be delivered by the end of the day because it is 2pm
- Agrees to deliver Copy by the end of the day
- Challenges the “there’s not much budget” bit
- Worries about time being wasted discussing budget when the deadline is at the end of the day and it is now 4pm
- Starts writing Copy anyway
By Vikki Ross
Vikki Ross is a Copywriter, Copywriting Tutor and Co-Founder of Copy Capital, the hottest event around for Creatives and Clients: copycapital.co.uk
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